Friday, April 24

Conversations with Cookie - Battle of the Species


"Finding Out Who Kicks Whose Butt Day"

Me: Done?

Cookie: Done. Dude, dogs kick human butts, like so hard!!

Me: We'll see about that... Shoot!

Cookie: In the US alone ferocious Rottweilers kill upto a dozen people every year!!

ehehehehee!!!

Me: In Malaysia they have a festival delicacy during the Gawai (harvest day). It's called "Pekasam Semalam" - basically they stuff their dogs with whatever grain they were harvesting through the day.

The next day, brutal as it may sound, they make the dogs purge and barf everything they were earlier fed; swinging them in circles by the tail. And then they collect the dog vomit and serve with salt. Of course there's also rice wine!!

Cookie: SHIT MAAAAAN!!!

14 comments:

donscave said...

hehehe..gud one!

slowtumblinglife said...

:)

adaelamoon said...

sibling rivalry?

slowtumblinglife said...

no no..

BATTLE.

workhard said...

That is so gross.....

Read poems

slowtumblinglife said...

seriously! gross!

donscave said...

can cookie do this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kKnNyJvRAY

slowtumblinglife said...

dude?? she writes.. what else can one expect?

so you've been following britain's GT too?

man, i cried like a little girl watching that susan boyle video!

did you catch the sardarji doing bhangra? WE ROCK!!!

Amritorupa Kanjilal said...

hello nikhil, thank you for visiting my blog so that i could discover yours... i totally loved it... funny without resorting to slapstick...
i'll be back whenever you write next.

by the way, if you liked Rivers I Have Known, please become a follower, so that i can share what i write with you.
looking forward to staying in touch... :) already waiting for your next post...

slowtumblinglife said...

thank you for the kind words .. :)

donscave said...

yah that show is like so wow!! for the first time in my life ive been hooked on to a reality show, on youtube atleast!!

slowtumblinglife said...

mme too.. but for one full day shed eat and then quickly hide under the bed..

Anonymous said...

ROTFLMAO

slowtumblinglife said...

kaun hai be?

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